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The
following short quiz consists of four (4) questions and will
tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
Key in each answer. Then scroll down to read the answer
before keying in your answer to the next question. The
questions are NOT that difficult.
- How do
you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door.
This
question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
- How do
you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator"? (Wrong Answer)
Correct
Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests
your ability to think through the repercussions of your
previous actions.
- The Lion
King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This
tests your memory.
OK, even
if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
- There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles
are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.
Name (optional, but it makes it more fun):
According
to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals
have the brains of a four-year-old.
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